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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/15/2014 at 12:06 • Filed to: kinja help

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They !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . So, does this make them Cylons? Can the Kinja IT squad banish this one?

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cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:08

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I actually am a little creeped out. Got one, too. I don't know what the protocol is for this...do they have souls?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > cazzyodo 07/15/2014 at 12:09

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No, they're just computer programs, they can't have souls.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:10

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Cylons you say?? I GOT THIS!!

FIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!

Gamecat235 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:13

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Done...

and...

That's pretty darn creepy right there.

cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:14

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But can they dream?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:15

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*Ahem*

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Gamecat235 07/15/2014 at 12:16

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If this keeps up... I'm scared man, I'm scared.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/15/2014 at 12:16

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This show had like, the best SFX I've ever seen outside of the movies.

spanfucker retire bitch > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/15/2014 at 12:17

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I wish that show had a bigger budget so they would have been able to do those awesome fucking space battles more than once or twice a season.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:17

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The look like us now.

Gamecat235 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:18

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If we're going to have Cylons, can they at least be Tricia?

Just sayin...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Gamecat235 07/15/2014 at 12:21

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Or

deekster_caddy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:22

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Time to do something like approval required to use a link or image in your comment. Also adding a "report as spam" to the dropdown arrow would be helpful.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/15/2014 at 12:24

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I spent the entirety of my senior year of high school watching all four seasons! It took me about 5 months to do it but I would do it again if I had to. Hell, I'm watching season 4 again right now because why the frak not!!

Best SFXs for a TV series EVER!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > spanfucker retire bitch 07/15/2014 at 12:26

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True, but the show wasn't about having a battle every single episode, it was about the story, the characters and the problems the faced on and off the ship. They didn't need Galactica to face Basestars all the time because they had their own internal battles to face. Like the depletion of their supplies and fuel, government issues, and morality and basic human rights.

Alex Nunez > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:28

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I just zapped it. Thanks for the heads-up.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:30

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#6?

McMike > Gamecat235 07/15/2014 at 12:37

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You think that's creepy?

Gamecat235 > McMike 07/15/2014 at 12:41

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You and me...

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/aaaaaahhh-1605…

Great Terrible minds think alike.

spanfucker retire bitch > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/15/2014 at 12:48

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I know. But you could also tell when they required some "filler" because they simply didn't have the budget for the large space battles.

I still won't ever forget the Adama maneuver. One of the most exciting moments in a TV show, ever.

spanfucker retire bitch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 12:49

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Now we're talking.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > spanfucker retire bitch 07/15/2014 at 12:55

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That was the single greatest moment in any Sci-fi film or TV show ever. Here was the sanest, most sensible man I've ever seen as a captain of a ship, do something completely wrong, insane and epically badass! He did it because he was under the influence of a mustache:

THIS SHIP IS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING ELSE AND IT DID THIS!!! :D

And that thunderclap at the end....HNNNNGGG!!

But yes I do see your point there.

spanfucker retire bitch > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/15/2014 at 13:04

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My god yes, that fucking thunderclap, and that screeching roar as it hurtles down towards the planet.

I can easily watch that one scene over and over and over again.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > spanfucker retire bitch 07/15/2014 at 13:18

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And now you can! With that GIF! :D

Ernie @ Kinja > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/15/2014 at 18:23

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We are still working on tools to help prevent spam, however it's not a process that can be created and implemented overnight. We appreciate your patience.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ernie @ Kinja 07/15/2014 at 18:24

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Thank you for working on it.

anacanapana > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/18/2014 at 15:22

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TIME FOR ANOTHER KINJA UPDATE.